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Yarrachel's favorite FMLs
Today, I made a very pretty sunflower cake that I woke up incredibly early to make. It took me hours and a lot of money. It was for my grandparents anniversary and my whole family was invited. We only got to see the remains because the waiter gave it to the wrong family, and they ate it. FML
by sunflowercake / 08/23/2009 at 7:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat for the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go for lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished, a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML
by Becky / 08/21/2009 at 7:51pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
by ostfae / 08/21/2009 at 4:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
by Anonymous / 08/21/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (New York) / Love
by 16isntsweet / 08/20/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (California) / Love
by Rainbow92 / 08/19/2009 at 7:43pm / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Health
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2009 at 8:11am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
by Amara1717 / 08/19/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my ex showed up at my door with chocolates and flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, and yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML
by Wowfmylife / 08/18/2009 at 11:59pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
by ditched / 08/17/2009 at 3:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2009 at 4:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
by TrophyGirlfriend / 08/17/2009 at 1:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/13/2009 at 7:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML
by anonymous / 08/12/2009 at 5:01pm / United States (Montana) / Love
Today, my mother sat me down to tell me that since coming home from college, I sounded like "a liberated woman". She was disappointed and disturbed by this and said that I should stop having strong opinions and ideals because it would make finding a husband for me difficult. FML
by liberatedwoman / 08/11/2009 at 10:57am / Oman (Masqat) / Miscellaneous