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Yarrachel's favorite FMLs
Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML
by Unloving / 12/31/2009 at 4:47pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Anonymous. / 12/31/2009 at 12:23am / United States / Love
Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML
by wheresthelove / 12/30/2009 at 12:03am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I was told to shovel four inches of snow from my driveway. I had to get the snow shovel from the rafters of my garage, and there were other tools with it. As I was yanking the shovel down, a pickax fell and smashed through the back window of my dad's Buick. FML
by Charlie8u347 / 12/29/2009 at 3:26pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by Grounded / 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I went to the dentist after not being there for 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavities and that I would need to pay $3,000 for a serious mouth surgery. The reason I hadn't been to the dentist in 3 years: I've been married to a dentist for 3 years that said my teeth were "perfect." FML
by bradyman / 12/29/2009 at 10:09am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
by patrickRafael / 12/29/2009 at 9:21am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Stumanji / 12/29/2009 at 6:42am / United States (Washington) / Work
by PoachedFish / 12/29/2009 at 5:57am / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Animals
by DOGSNACHER / 12/28/2009 at 10:43pm / United States (California) / Animals
by SpaceAstronaut / 12/28/2009 at 4:42pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Butter_Cup / 12/28/2009 at 4:39pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2009 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Earths_Venus / 12/25/2009 at 1:28am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by CRWMEN / 12/22/2009 at 12:57am / United States (Indiana) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through… Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a…