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Yarrachel's favorite FMLs
Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML
by dogbait / 02/14/2010 at 12:07am / Health
by notababymama / 02/07/2010 at 12:41pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML
by sadface / 02/03/2010 at 6:58am / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML
by computergeek / 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by OTZ / 01/26/2010 at 6:30am / Love
by Eagle / 01/26/2010 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
by weddingbells / 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, my mother machine-washed a suit I rented for a friends wedding, despite me informing her that it was dry-clean only, and that the store would take care of it. I now owe $1600 to replace the suit, and my mum is refusing to help pay, as she was "only trying to help." FML
by Aeroboss / 01/23/2010 at 1:40am / Miscellaneous
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
by Dude / 01/21/2010 at 6:41am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Health
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
by Jon / 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML
by forgottendaughter / 01/17/2010 at 9:41am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Miscellaneous
by Hungryman / 01/15/2010 at 4:30pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML
by PeanutlyDisabled / 01/08/2010 at 2:23am / France / Kids
Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
by manksy / 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm / United Kingdom (North Yorkshire) / Work
Today, I was forced to spend New Years Eve with my strict/conservative parents in the middle of nowhere in Illinois. If I had nothing else, I looked forward to watching the ball drop in NYC. As the seconds counted down the T.V. shut off. Parental controls shut down cable at midnight. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2010 at 2:11am / United States / Holidays
- Today, while taking a shower my dad burst through the door and startled me, making me sling soap in… Today, after not going to the dentist for 4 years, I went and got a check up. I now know there are… Today, I realized no matter what I try, I can't stimulate my clitorus. I get more pleasure cleaning…