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Yarrachel
  • Town/Country : Your mom's house
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8350
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

#12187023
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28877) - you deserved it (3119)

On 07/29/2010 at 1:29pm - misc - by pandaboo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML

Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML

#12165853
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30640) - you deserved it (6396)

On 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm - money - by RWW (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something to her kids." FML

#12114881
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60175) - you deserved it (3803)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:34am - intimacy - by draegoncode - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something to her kids." FML

#12114881
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60175) - you deserved it (3803)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:34am - intimacy - by draegoncode - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
191 comments

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On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML

#11994918
92 comments

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On 07/20/2010 at 12:57am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

#11923492
147 comments

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On 07/16/2010 at 3:38pm - misc - by apple (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML

#11459471
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39389) - you deserved it (2779)

On 06/25/2010 at 8:30pm - love - by cduttl1230 - United States (Idaho)

Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML

#11111501
173 comments

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On 06/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by dominator152 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

#10857993
303 comments

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On 05/30/2010 at 4:05am - kids - by BabyDaddy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML

#10841820
103 comments

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On 05/29/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by thanksmum (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

#10796974
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37333) - you deserved it (2762)

On 05/27/2010 at 10:06am - misc - by reginaphalange - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

#10699156
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24178) - you deserved it (2813)

On 05/22/2010 at 9:24pm - misc - by *sigh* - United States (Indiana)



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