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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by ughno - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 6:41am - health - by Dude (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 9:41am - misc - by forgottendaughter (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I was forced to spend New Years Eve with my strict/conservative parents in the middle of nowhere in Illinois. If I had nothing else, I looked forward to watching the ball drop in NYC. As the seconds counted down the T.V. shut off. Parental controls shut down cable at midnight. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 2:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was told to shovel four inches of snow from my driveway. I had to get the snow shovel from the rafters of my garage, and there were other tools with it. As I was yanking the shovel down, a pickax fell and smashed through the back window of my dad's Buick. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Charlie8u347 (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Grounded (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to the dentist after not being there for 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavities and that I would need to pay $3,000 for a serious mouth surgery. The reason I hadn't been to the dentist in 3 years: I've been married to a dentist for 3 years that said my teeth were "perfect." FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by bradyman (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by patrickRafael (man) - Singapore
Today, I found out my reward for topping three of the four employee performance charts was a paycut. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 6:42am - work - by Stumanji (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 5:57am - misc - by PoachedFish (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 10:43pm - misc - by DOGSNACHER (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by SpaceAstronaut (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 4:39pm - money - by Butter_Cup - United States (California)
