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Yarrachel
  • Town/Country : Your mom's house
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Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (11407) - you deserved it (1026)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

#18868829 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (10537) - you deserved it (750)

On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (7655) - you deserved it (500)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

#18864677 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (7455) - you deserved it (653)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (22152) - you deserved it (2156)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

#18819143 (455)

I agree, your life sucks (8562) - you deserved it (1942)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (18110) - you deserved it (913)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (14199) - you deserved it (948)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

#17699087 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (11856) - you deserved it (1271)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got accepted into University onto a course I don't want to do, but my parents said they would disown me if I didn't go. I believe them: they haven't spoken to my shop assistant sister in about three years now. FML

#17507560 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (22685) - you deserved it (1639)

On 08/18/2011 at 4:45am - work - by Academia (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML

#17444027 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (28255) - you deserved it (1428)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm - love - by Matt - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (10364) - you deserved it (1568)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

#17403916 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (28776) - you deserved it (4825)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (29144) - you deserved it (2008)

On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (17028) - you deserved it (901)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States