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About Yankeebby69 : I say what I want, when I want, just like everyone else. Don\\\'t tell me to \\\"drop the attitude\\\". If you disagree with what I have to say, fine. Everyone has an opinion. But telling me to drop my attitude will indeed earn you more(:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML
Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015