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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 August 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 266
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Yankeebby69 : I say what I want, when I want, just like everyone else. Don\\\'t tell me to \\\"drop the attitude\\\". If you disagree with what I have to say, fine. Everyone has an opinion. But telling me to drop my attitude will indeed earn you more(:

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Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69533) - you deserved it (6556)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

#14830027
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36529) - you deserved it (6059)

On 02/03/2011 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26214) - you deserved it (2692)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML

#14544910
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22940) - you deserved it (2933)

On 01/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML

#14543942
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19900) - you deserved it (6090)

On 01/11/2011 at 9:45am - work - by bitty (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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