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YankeeBabii

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YankeeBabii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About YankeeBabii : Your family ain't got nothin' on mine

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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YankeeBabii's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57336) - you deserved it (18219)

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