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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2888
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

#8553099
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25085) - you deserved it (2494)

On 02/22/2010 at 1:11pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML

#8469374
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28810) - you deserved it (2036)

On 02/20/2010 at 3:20am - misc - by deadandwasted (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24737) - you deserved it (5217)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad came out of a hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said "look! this place has cotton loin clothes" in front of my wedding party. FML

#7706171
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26412) - you deserved it (2014)

On 01/30/2010 at 12:21pm - misc - by indianaxx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31734) - you deserved it (6379)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

#7564644
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27985) - you deserved it (2904)

On 01/25/2010 at 5:18am - kids - by shitface (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

#7293990
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25427) - you deserved it (8113)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

#7139059
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26164) - you deserved it (6640)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

#7139059
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26164) - you deserved it (6640)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

#7124600
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24794) - you deserved it (5581)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:28am - health - by i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML

#7084392
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25328) - you deserved it (3347)

On 01/01/2010 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by Lovergirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26709) - you deserved it (11827)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

#6824499
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31095) - you deserved it (2553)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13870) - you deserved it (34938)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28958) - you deserved it (12402)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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