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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3088
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9750) - you deserved it (60002)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42684) - you deserved it (4480)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

#18374674
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9131) - you deserved it (32472)

On 11/28/2011 at 10:31am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

#18098530
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29987) - you deserved it (17624)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34521) - you deserved it (24623)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35437) - you deserved it (5491)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40234) - you deserved it (6212)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35294) - you deserved it (4487)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42643) - you deserved it (3701)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60191) - you deserved it (12590)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41507) - you deserved it (7557)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

#16386791
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32899) - you deserved it (6961)

On 05/28/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by StratMan (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11296) - you deserved it (63412)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25558) - you deserved it (35060)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33752) - you deserved it (12213)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -



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