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YakuzaxGeneralz
  • Town/Country : Fontana, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2371
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

#8630
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43351) - you deserved it (2017)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34498) - you deserved it (27576)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41586) - you deserved it (7812)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19508) - you deserved it (1702)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, whilst doing it with my girlfriend she goes :"are you done any time soon?" FML

#367
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27911) - you deserved it (5577)

On 11/22/2008 at 7:24am - intimacy - by KaRaSu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (2241)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version



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