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YaboyVinnie

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1756
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML

#1881658
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10731) - you deserved it (54411)

On 05/12/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML

#1844293
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132209) - you deserved it (8609)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54012) - you deserved it (312962)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38997) - you deserved it (7265)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)



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