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Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
by vomitingnow / 07/22/2009 at 12:12am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML
by mcullen21 / 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by lm / 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
by Anonymous / 05/12/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML
by Ilovelife07 / 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by ally / 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, as I was selling candles at the local farmer's market, the sky was clear, and it was empty… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, I woke up to my head being covered by a pissy diaper, a pile of pee not even an inch from my…