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by cheekychimp23 / 07/24/2013 at 8:03am / United Kingdom / Animals
by CapNCook / 07/24/2013 at 5:15am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by GiantsFan13 / 07/23/2013 at 10:49am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2013 at 5:44pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
by YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER / 07/20/2013 at 1:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by broken finger / 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm / United States / Health
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
by dirtythief / 07/18/2013 at 12:01pm / Philippines (Batangas) / Miscellaneous
by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
by booger / 07/18/2013 at 3:41am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 1:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by ... cheers / 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Love
Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
by Aliiiice / 07/16/2013 at 9:18am / France (Haute-Normandie) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/16/2013 at 12:41am / United States / Miscellaneous