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  • Town/Country : Madison, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 542
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About XxxStorm : I am stubborn as hell, I love neon colors excep pink(hate pink), I love ALL music, I love to paint, destroy things then make something crazy, I am an honest person if I don't like you you'll know, I am a complete Dork I love comics, reading, horror and action movies (horrors classify as a comedy for me), I love singing but if you want to hear my TRUE voice good luck I let go when noones looking.
Guilty pleasure Bubble baths while listening to music.

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Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (443717) - you deserved it (73718)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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