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Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
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On 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by wrongguy - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)
Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML
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On 03/19/2013 at 1:00am - work - by seriously! - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
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On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML
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On 01/30/2013 at 2:59pm - health - by cay - United States (New York)
Today, when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door. I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child, and I can't bring myself to walk past it. It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside. I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving. FML
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On 01/05/2013 at 12:30am - love - by VampObsessed - United States (Texas)
Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is she slept with my fiancé. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 9:57am - love - by anonymous - United States
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)
Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)
Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring. It was so sweet and romantic, until he said, "I want to marry you one day. But I want to date some other girls first." FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 12:06am - love - by so romantic - United States (Texas)
Friday 24 May 2013
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