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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 January 1986 (29 years)
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About XxbubblegumkizxX : im a failure at punctuation and spelling so sorry if tht pisses u off :p

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today I realizd that something's wronghen u have to go looool to a mental hospital for a family reunion. mega FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24582) - you deserved it (1788)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I Made A New Friend . He Seemed Pretty Cool, Until We Cummed To The Topic Of Religion And The Ancient Alien Theory . I'm Seemingly Now Friends With A Guy Who Thinks Alien Jesus Raped An Earth Woman, And We're The Resulting Cross-breed . FML

#19355965
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20398) - you deserved it (3351)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom . Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire . mega FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (2755)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today I was stabbd in te cest!! Not wit a knife toug te under-wire from ma bra escapd and stabbd me in te boob!! FML

#19321337
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23469) - you deserved it (2935)

On 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , as I turned the shower on , I got covered in gravy . Turns out , my friend had unscrewed the shower head , filled it with gravy granules , then screwed it back on . FML

#19319473
157 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I found out wat it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites an claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I WENT TO SEE A DINOSAUR EXHIBITION WITH MY MUM. WE WALKED AROUND AND SAW A HUGE DINOSAUR, MADE OF PLASTIC AND RUBBER. SHE WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED, SAYING THAT SHE THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE REAL LIVE DINOSAURS 4 US TO SEE. FML

#19309330
142 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
181 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

#19276451
194 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I was shopping for tamponshen a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." real FML

#19263580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35059) - you deserved it (5464)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on an on about how incompetent I was fir not stocking the movie she was looking for . It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough fir me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns" . FML

#19246597
139 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I was at my grlfriend's ouse 4 te frst time. I crackd a joke tat offendd er, so se gave me te silent treatment. I ad to pee, an since se wouldn't tell me were te batroom was, I went to look 4 it. I walkd in on er parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS COOKING AN I BURND MAH THUMB . I HAD SOME FIRST-AID BURN SPRAY, SO I SPRAYD IT ON . I WENT OUTSIDE TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE, ANHEN I FLICKD MAH LIGHTER, MAH THUMB WENT UP IN FLAMES . TURNS OUT THAT FIRST-AID BURN SPRAY IS FLAMMABLE . FML

#19231418
162 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandma saamingly dacidad tat it was a raally nica day to put my cat in ta dryar. FML

#19180967
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28025) - you deserved it (2184)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)



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