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  • Town/Country : Rio Grande city, u.s.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 February 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Xxblackice : lets see im in college studying for criminal justice im not a good boy but im not a bad boy. i love reading; diary of anne frank, flowers for algernon, fail safe, tom clancy! movies; bomb the system, abe lincholn vampire killer, dred old school peeps! i like music just like you; opera, classical, country, rock, and duh corridos soy mexicano gente garra la honda! i love anime but you got to ask to find out! im on black ops 2 for ps3 add me blackicethedemon! but most of all sweeny tod yeah its a musical so what and hey dont judge hairspray i love musicals oh yeah most important i love guns who doesnt im a true american i beleive in my 2nd ammendment

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Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML


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