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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1788
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Xx_jESSii :
- We all go a little mad sometimes.

Xx_jESSii's page activity

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Fucked!<b>tweak2011</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 7:16pm<b>Skarlun</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 6:33am

Xx_jESSii's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Xx_jESSii's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, we were playing a game at work where whenever someone is in the washroom, we throw a 2 inch lug nut at the door because it makes a huge bang and scares whoever is in there. I was just opening the door to exit when someone threw the nut. It hit me in the face. FML

by PunctureWound / 10/09/2010 at 8:57pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity which is known to be the scariest film ever. After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML

by J / 11/24/2009 at 1:45pm / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Animals

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

by shit_upon_literally / 03/07/2009 at 12:51am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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