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Xx_jESSii
  • Town/Country : Cleveland, Ohio
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1424
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Xx_jESSii :
- We all go a little mad sometimes.

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Xx_jESSii's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35920) - you deserved it (7753)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, we were playing a game at work where whenever someone is in the washroom, we throw a 2 inch lug nut at the door because it makes a huge bang and scares whoever is in there. I was just opening the door to exit when someone threw the nut. It hit me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9801) - you deserved it (22265)

On 10/09/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by PunctureWound - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity which is known to be the scariest film ever. After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10292) - you deserved it (27952)

On 11/24/2009 at 1:45pm - animals - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

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