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About Xx_Benny73_xX : driving a racecar has been a dream my whole life!

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Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16042) - you deserved it (46552)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15101) - you deserved it (38318)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#44
100 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
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I agree, your life sucks (91943) - you deserved it (41759)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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