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  • Town/Country : Ashland, United States
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

#7044957
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On 12/30/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Jennyfromdablock (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML

#6966482
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On 12/27/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by Unfortunate (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

#6960254
164 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by thatguy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

#6934352
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On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

#6933168
70 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML

#6850424
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On 12/20/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Suicidal (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I ran into some friends from high school who had just got back from college, and were talking about the all their experience of sophomore year. When it came to me to tell them what I had been doing all, I could say was "Well, I started wearing V-Neck t-shirts and they're pretty comfortable." FML

#6840673
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On 12/20/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by StayedHome89 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696
60 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

#6808651
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On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

#6775724
126 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML

#6765216
121 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

#6741801
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On 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm - misc - by MissSmarts (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

#6727065
102 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 8:29pm - kids - by ljjprchf (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

#6681986
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On 12/09/2009 at 4:06pm - love - by boogerbrain (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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