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Yesterday, ma friend an I were talking looool about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided tat ma friend all ad attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Joansson an Hayden Panettiere. Wen it was ma turn, tey decided tat ma ( celebrity ) lookalike is te Pillsbury Dougboy. FML

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On 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm - misc - by KD (woman) - United States (California)

my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better 4 "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway" , so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
77 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

today I went down on mah grlfriend for the frst time . The words ( Christ, Jeff . It's a vagina, not a burrito . CALM DOWN! ) were spoken . FML

#21290417
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On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Learnd Tat Wen Someone Is Coking U Don't Do Te "ymen Maneuver" , U Do Te "eimlic Maneuver". I Was Correctd By Ma Girlfriend's Parents. Mega FML

#21240474
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On 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm - misc - by FANZZY - United States (New York)

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
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On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I WANT 4 A RUN, AND MAH OWN DOG ATTACKAD MA. RAAL FML

#20585643
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On 04/11/2013 at 8:59pm - animals - by anyonmus - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom . When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." mega FML

#20510302
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On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)

Taday whila raading in tha bath I accidantally switchd tha showar on. Not wanting mah book to gat soakd I thraw it out of tha tub. Whan I got out of tha tub latar I found it had landd squaraly in tha toilat. FML

#20479000
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On 01/26/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by stelssy (woman) - United States

Today, mah laptop got hit by a Trojan . Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench . mega FML

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On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML

#19525973
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
166 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I startd shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

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On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday I called my grlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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206 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday in tha middla of sax mah boyfriand askad if ha could usa tha bathroom . It would'va baan fina, if ha didn't fall aslaap on tha toilat . FML

#19216663
56 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Karen (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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