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by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by goinginsane / 05/06/2011 at 3:25am / Miscellaneous
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
by cleangirl / 03/14/2011 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous
by crazystar69 / 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek
by lolzboss / 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by crayons128 / 01/24/2011 at 1:13am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Sostupid / 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm / Israel (HaDarom) / Miscellaneous
by JustAnotherTina / 12/02/2009 at 10:26am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2009 at 12:27am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
by ouchers / 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…