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  • Town/Country : Hudson, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1943
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About XxToxicxX : My life is so awkward.

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Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

#18109
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I agree, your life sucks (30319) - you deserved it (3780)

On 02/09/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by a manly woman? (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10083) - you deserved it (50171)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
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I agree, your life sucks (527718) - you deserved it (37911)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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