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  • Town/Country : Pettersburg VA, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 November 1998 (15 years)
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Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32774) - you deserved it (3712)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:41am - animals - by Heww (woman) - United States (California)



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