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About XxSlAyNnXx : Hey! big fan of fmylife.. i love it!!! Im deployed to afghanistan right now the ironic part is im in the navy if that isnt a fuck my life i dont know what is.
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Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
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On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)
Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 12:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by lifesux (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me every day. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by kanenakid - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. Instead of taking me home like he told me he was going to, he pulled up to the gas station, gave me $6, and asked me to go pay. As soon as I walked inside, he threw my bag out the door, and drove off. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 8:29pm - love - by dayumm_shawtyy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, it hit me that my dad didn't cry when I moved out, he did so only when I came back later to pick up my cat. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 3:50am - animals - by number2 (woman) - United States (California)
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