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XxRockerbewarexX
  • Town/Country : Stockton,CA, United States
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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 February 1995 (19 years)
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About XxRockerbewarexX : I'm just trying not to have a fucked up life. Trying, not succeeding

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Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26132) - you deserved it (2177)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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