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Today, I noticd I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
371 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

today I was working as a waitres at a wedding. I was trying to clear the table as quickly as possible and decided to place a half bowl of soup on top of the pile of plate I was carrying. As I was hurrying back to the kitchen I tripped and spilt the soup all over the bride's ivory dress. mega FML

#2631583
151 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 1:57pm - work - by badwaitress (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had droppd a bag, so I walkd to help. I walkd back to the clerk, who refusd to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

#2569005
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62265) - you deserved it (5045)

On 06/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by doubleds (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I PUTTED MAH 3 YEAR OLD DOWN FIR HER REGULAR NAP. ABOUT AN HOUR LATER I WAKE UP FROM A DREAMHERE I WAS SMELLING SOMETHING AWFUL. WHEN I WOKE UP, THE SMELL WAS STILL THERE, SO I TRACKED IT DOWN. MY DAUGHTER HAD DECIDED TO "FINGERPAINT" WITH THE CONTENT OF A DRTY DIAPER. FML

Today... there was a parent bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad enterd... and endd up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends... teachers... other parents... and the hot soccer team saw. FML

#2501660
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60254) - you deserved it (3550)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by biker2012 (woman) - United States (Maine)

TODAY, I GOT AN INVITATION TO MY EX-BOYFRIEND'S WEDDING. WE BROKE UP CUZ "HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE." FML

#2501509
256 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2day I saw the following message on mah Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] an [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML

#2498639
190 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by crazystuff23 (man) - United States (California)

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old manho came up and handed us "An origami virginia for the pretty ladies." FML

#2463557
122 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by ailat0107 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

#2442795
251 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out mah Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting acros from me point an tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when u become his bitch!" FML

#2442070
121 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I turned 30 years old . My dad.. . the only living relative I have.. . gave me a call . Not to wish me a happy birthday.. . but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night . real FML

#2429850
119 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by willieboom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . mah friend paypal'd me some money to tide me over until mah school loans come through . For a transaction description.. . he wrote "to get back in that pussy game." It got rd flaggd.. . and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through . FML

#2397904
64 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 9:15am - money - by Jordan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... while working at a certain California theme park in full costume... I was approached by a kid in line... who looked at me and exclaimed... "Hey look... its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister... who was maybe seven years old... glanced over at me and said... "No... he's way too fat." FML

#2395942
48 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 1:20am - work - by paperbagofdoom (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me an ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done 4 several weeks now!! Immediately after, mah manager calls mah lane to tell me to watch out 4 that guy!! He has been stalking a co-worker of mine!! Apparently, I'm next!! FML

#2393503
103 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 11:51pm - work - by be_nj (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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