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Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML

#6574517
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20343) - you deserved it (11139)

On 12/02/2009 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after having paid to download an iPhone FML app, I found out that the real 'Fmylife Official' app was a lot more complete. And free. FML

#6567661
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9964) - you deserved it (40023)

On 12/02/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by Fmyapp (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got an email. It said "Everyone hates you. We voted." FML

#6566418
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36285) - you deserved it (5340)

On 12/02/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by JustAnotherTina (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML

#6550671
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12778) - you deserved it (31101)

On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML

#6540223
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35544) - you deserved it (4544)

On 11/30/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by Cpm (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML

#6540223
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35544) - you deserved it (4544)

On 11/30/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by Cpm (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML

#6532125
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28794) - you deserved it (2620)

On 11/30/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by NeedHeadPhone (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my very traditional parents told me that I should start a savings account for my marriage. I told them that I wouldn't get married until much later because I don't even have a boyfriend yet. They said, "Don't worry we already found a boy for you." FML

#6527695
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36027) - you deserved it (3544)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

#6508757
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24291) - you deserved it (12094)

On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

#6501261
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17174) - you deserved it (37397)

On 11/28/2009 at 8:53pm - misc - by figures - United States

Today, I am lying next to my new husband. We went to Hawaii for our honeymoon and planned on spending the entire time in bed together. We succeeded in that goal, with both of us unable to leave each other's side for entire week. Sex? No. Food poisoning? Yes. FML

#6497491
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39525) - you deserved it (2883)

On 11/28/2009 at 5:03pm - health - by IndieRox (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

#6494612
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30569) - you deserved it (4536)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, my mom came home and told me she was going back to college. She's going to the community college that a lot of the graduates from my school go to. She has biology with my ex. They're lab partners and have to do take home labs together. FML

#6487113
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33177) - you deserved it (2280)

On 11/27/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML

#6480993
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21550) - you deserved it (3205)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

#6480683
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8653) - you deserved it (43356)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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