About XxOtakuDemonxX : I'm sarcastic, an atheist, and a book lover. I love punk, post-hardcore and some metal music. I skateboard in my free time. I'm on the swimming team so I love to swim. I love anime and manga. I also write in my free time and I love to eat. Life's a bitch so I try to make it through each day without a mental breakdown. Oh, and feel free to message me if you want to start a convo or ask anything.
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Today, I drove from Seattle, WA to Vancouver, BC for the Three Days Grace concert. I was so excited when I found the building. There was a big readerboard that flashed "THREE DAYS GRACE" and I cheered. Then it flashed "CANCELLED." FML
by illinformed / 11/18/2009 at 12:23am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by betchyo / 10/01/2009 at 2:10am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
by englishclasshigh / 09/10/2009 at 5:34pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by TRAMATIZED / 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by JPF / 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML
by gorgeousrenthead / 08/10/2009 at 7:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML
by Nicole / 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2009 at 12:35am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my graduation for my high school GED, my parents said they were getting all my family and my girlfriend together. So we all went out to a steakhouse down the road, everyone ordered steaks. Turns out the 'surprise' was me paying. I only got 50$ grad money, and the bill was 159.98. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2009 at 1:40am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML
by dwek / 05/15/2009 at 7:07am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML
by thisreallyhappened / 05/14/2009 at 10:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
by fannylovesfelix / 03/10/2009 at 7:05pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
by SadDad / 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
- Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate.… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of… Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the…