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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 November 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I woke up feeling great. I opend up the blinds an lookd out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground an sprinting away with it. FML

#17193667
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29816) - you deserved it (2367)

On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Woke Up To A Scream Downstairs . My 13 Year-old Daughter Was Trying To Bite Her Little Brother's Neck . No Matter How Hard I Try, She Will Not Believe That She Is NOT And NEVER WILL BE A Vampire . FML

#17162129
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38344) - you deserved it (5710)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, I met ma boyfriend's sopisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. Te first words to come out of is granny's mout were, "If someting appens to im, you won't get a f*cking cent of te insurance money, you ear?" FML

#17019380
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35426) - you deserved it (2818)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... I was having dinner with boyfriend. We'd just got our food when dad walks in... comes up to our table and says... "I didn't say you could leave... you're too young to be dating him"... then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15... and it was first date. fat FML

#16903308
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40737) - you deserved it (12332)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm - misc - by Fresca11 - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living !! The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants !! His ambition in life is to become a fry cook !! FML

#13753652
123 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I've recently gaind wieght so I bought an exercise video. I startd it right away in mah room on the top floor. My younger sister screamd and ran outside a few minute later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I was eating a hotdog . My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me . He forced his tongue into mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating . FML

TODAY I TOLD MA BOYFRIEND TAT I LOVED IS FLAMING RED AIR. HE TOLD ME TAT E LOVED TE FUZZ ON MA BUTT. FML

#7231026
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25886) - you deserved it (6765)

On 01/09/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by Snowin2007 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML

#6433881
104 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was walking on te boardwalk wit ma mom wen an old man came up an asked me to marry im. He promised e would buy me a Mercedes if I did. Te man was omeless an delusional. My mom told me I sould take te offer because it would be te best offer I could get.

#6421285
37 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by ellie (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2day I got 4 ( poto enforcd ) speeding ticket in te mail. It was from te car tat was stolen from me tree weeks ago. FML

#5190838
76 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by SlowLane (man) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday I Went To A Family Dinner . While Waiting To Be Seated A Guy Walked By And I Looked To See If He Was Hot . Then My Grandma Yelled "Get Yur Eyeballs Back In Yur Head And Quit Staring At Boys!" Thehole Restaurant Heard Her . Including The Guy . And Yes He Was Hot . FML

#2826530
131 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 9:46am - love - by embarrassment (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I went to a store to buy pants fir a new job . A really hot guy helpd me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on . He had flrtd with me so I hurrid in the fitting room so I could go talk to him . Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes . FML

#1953704
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11126) - you deserved it (49999)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by sweet92 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a store to buy pants fir a new job . A really hot guy helpd me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on . He had flrtd with me so I hurrid in the fitting room so I could go talk to him . Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes . FML

#1953704
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11126) - you deserved it (49999)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by sweet92 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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