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XxMercyxX
  • Town/Country : in meh bed xD, my room
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About XxMercyxX : -I love music! Mainly rap but I do listen to some country.
- my name is kailey
- my fav book is the hunger games
- my fav team is clemson

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TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34816) - you deserved it (30430)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34964) - you deserved it (3128)

On 12/20/2010 at 11:15am - love - by pinkfloyd777 -

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67037) - you deserved it (4060)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (213803) - you deserved it (73285)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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