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About XxMercyxX : -I love music! Mainly rap but I do listen to some country.
- my name is kailey
- my fav book is the hunger games
- my fav team is clemson
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Friday 4 September 2015