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About XxMatt_CloudxX : Well let's see, I'm 17. I snowboard whenever I can. I also play the drums. (not pro status) haha. I like talkin to new people and I don't judge. If your cool then I'm cool. My lifes pretty good right now, except I really like this girl who unfortunately has a bf... Dammit.. But other than that everythings pretty chill. Soo yea

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Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40462) - you deserved it (12676)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37975) - you deserved it (4132)

On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24139) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by noneoftheabove - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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