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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 March 1993 (22 years)
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About XxMatt_CloudxX : Well let's see, I'm 17. I snowboard whenever I can. I also play the drums. (not pro status) haha. I like talkin to new people and I don't judge. If your cool then I'm cool. My lifes pretty good right now, except I really like this girl who unfortunately has a bf... Dammit.. But other than that everythings pretty chill. Soo yea

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2day ma moter urgd me to "get over tis lesbian ting and give me some grandkids." In front of ma grlfriend of eleven monts!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38011) - you deserved it (12189)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I introducd my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along . Apparently they get along better than I expectd; she dumpd me fir the other girl . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35953) - you deserved it (3931)

On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked 4 ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20535) - you deserved it (2407)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by noneoftheabove - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



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