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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 978
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About XxKyttixX : I love life and enjoy everything i do,
yet something tells me the future is going to be
even better. =]
Pink is awesome.
chicken && funnel cakes are the best.
&& other countries are beautiful.
Born In Alaska.
Raised In Vancouver, Canada.
Pure Norwegian.

For some reason i adore reading peoples FML's, they make me smile =]

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Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21180) - you deserved it (23680)

On 11/06/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38766) - you deserved it (8764)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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