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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About XxHoPPoxX : I suffer from depression, during times when i find myself alone (which isnt rare) i like to come on here and watch attention seeking randoms aim to cross off a petty acheivement on their bucketlist or generate some bs story and get their "fml chosen". Honestly i don't know if i can even write this, but hey someone will eventually report this and then we shall see. Ultimately fml

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