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About Xx6RoseThorn9xX : Horseback riding. Photography. Music. Quotes.
From Newyork(:
Live life as you'll die tomorrow, Dream as if you'll live forever.
If you don't want anyone to find out, then don't do it.

My motto: Do it today, it might be illegal tomorrow.

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Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

#19449472
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13885) - you deserved it (36235)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26939) - you deserved it (4928)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36095) - you deserved it (2786)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

#19440866
133 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gun point, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML

#19440828
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15085) - you deserved it (10761)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:35am - health - by logkitty - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

#19437878
116 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

#19435373
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25759) - you deserved it (1947)

On 04/09/2012 at 8:23am - misc - by zazzleface - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

#19434404
87 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

#19428378
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22765) - you deserved it (3078)

On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
271 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26213) - you deserved it (2511)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

#19158359
155 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 1:33am - misc - by BadGuyLuck (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML

#19158287
103 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by ashleynicolle (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

#19154069
155 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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