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by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Username / 12/27/2010 at 3:39am / Miscellaneous
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 2:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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