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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 March 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
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I agree, your life sucks (22631) - you deserved it (47162)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

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On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37146) - you deserved it (8702)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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