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Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, an the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle an hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML

#2797056
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80025) - you deserved it (3616)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:59am - health - by Casey - Sent from mobile version

TODAY I WAS PARTNERD WITH THIS REALLY SEXY GUY FIR AN AUDITION. HE SAYS "AM I REALLY STUCK WITH YOU? I CAN'T EVEN STAND BEING SEEN WITH U IN PUBLIC!" I START CURSING HIM OUT REALLY LOUD BUT THEN I REALIZE THAT HE'S ONLY READING THE SCRIPT. EVERYONE WAS STARING AND HE CALLD ME A CRAZY BITCH. FML

#2445222
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11354) - you deserved it (63530)

On 05/30/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by jazzyfizzle (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I Brought A Cute Guy Back From The Bar To Have Sex. He Was Drunk So He Had Trouble Getting It Up An I Said Jokingly "you Need To Work On That". We Fell Asleep An I Woke Up The Next Morning To Him Gone An A Note That Said "you Need To Work On Not Farting In Yur Sleep". FML

#1222534
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22000) - you deserved it (81910)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today , I was at a ballet recital with mah friend , sitting between her an the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to mah friend , ( You can see his whole freaking package! ) I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

#1052920
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11806) - you deserved it (59664)

On 04/17/2009 at 11:19am - misc - by lalalohan (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was on my way home from work an decided to stop at the grocery store!! I purchased $200 in groceries an went to put them in my car!! I then realized I drove my motorcycle today!! FML

#916470
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16408) - you deserved it (82167)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I Was Getting Restles In Mah Psychology Class. I Stretched Out Both Of Mah Arms And Hands Into The Aisle On Either Side Of Me , Only To Fine Myself With Mah Teacher's Package In Mah Palm. Mega FML

#221639
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48412) - you deserved it (10515)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by dizzlewizzle - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237995) - you deserved it (31202)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY , I SLEPT OVER AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE . WE DECIDED TO DRESS UP AS NINJAS AND PLAY A TRICK ON HER YOUNGER BROTHERS , SLEEPING IN THE BASEMENT . WHILE SNEAKING DOWN THE STARS , IN THE DARK , HER MOTHER CUMMED HOME . THINKING I WAS A ROBBER , SHE BEAT ME WITH A LAMP . FML

#158758
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21349) - you deserved it (38583)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by RosaP (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I recieved a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset..!! From my grandfather!! FML

#725
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (1894)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knockd at the door . I was nerely done so I didn't open right away . I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers . The worst being I didn't have a ticket . FML

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55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8349) - you deserved it (64828)

On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version



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