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Xonaiya
  • Town/Country : St. Albert, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Xonaiya : :
◆ My real name's Joss.
◇ I'm one of those furfag things.
◆ I'm incredibly vulgar and abrasive.
◇ Though I'm really not that much of a bastard.
◆ I don't use this site often, I just read it.
◇ I find those badge things stupid.
◆ I draw crap. I specialize in concepts and tattoos.
◇ No, I don't yiff, so don't even ask.
WARNING: User is prone to bouts of anger, biting, and intense sarcasm. Sense of humor highly recommended. Do not feed after midnight. Do not get wet. Viewer discretion advised.
PROTIP: You pronounce my name as Zohn-EYE-ah. You're welcome.

That stupid blue thing that represents me is an otter, wolf, and snow leopard hybrid.

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Xonaiya's favorite FMLs

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37734) - you deserved it (7269)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12173) - you deserved it (16654)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24412) - you deserved it (1904)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML

#539856 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (54950) - you deserved it (22804)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:02pm - kids - by Noca (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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