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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 December 1990 (24 years)
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About XombieChick : I'm a zombie, feeding on the flesh of losers.

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Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37464) - you deserved it (3340)

On 08/31/2009 at 3:37am - animals - by ahdeadcats - United States (California)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26944) - you deserved it (292675)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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