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Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15176) - you deserved it (10042)

On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7061) - you deserved it (49594)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I aimed at the little blue thing placed at the bottom of the urinal. I learned the hard way that it splashes off it and makes little blue stains on jumpers. FML

#511
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7102) - you deserved it (17350)

On 12/14/2008 at 6:31am - misc - by Guuu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

#489
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24559) - you deserved it (15980)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by AudreyUs - United States (California)

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12691) - you deserved it (30690)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

#342
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10496) - you deserved it (24809)

On 11/19/2008 at 6:02am - money - by Blue - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

#339
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21604) - you deserved it (8190)

On 11/19/2008 at 3:00am - work - by comphone - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7671) - you deserved it (31089)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7671) - you deserved it (31089)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

#334
28 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)

Today, when I threw away my cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My trousers got completely burnt. FML

#327
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7417) - you deserved it (61318)

On 11/18/2008 at 5:37am - misc - by brebis - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
87 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
45 comments

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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38300) - you deserved it (20433)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

#754
25 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version



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