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Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML


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On 02/11/2009 at 2:24pm - misc - by red button - United States (New York)

Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML


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On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML


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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML


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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

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