Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

XmyviolentheartX

Offline (the 09/01/2014 at 6:59pm) | Search for a member

XmyviolentheartX

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2470
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About XmyviolentheartX : Hi.



Bye.

XmyviolentheartX's page activity

Visits<b>omgpp</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 1:04am<b>curticus</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 2:03am<b>harbenm</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 4:04pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 4:58am<b>Scotticus117</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 11:21pm<b>rabidunicorn</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 10:21pm<b>SouthSiderx3</b> - the 05/04/2014 at 4:30am<b>Allornone</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 11:14pm<b>qyka1210</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 10:39am<b>ToxicSilence</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 11:27pm<b>haydeneld</b> - the 10/29/2013 at 8:24am<b>Ed19602</b> - the 07/11/2013 at 7:12am<b>Language_girl97</b> - the 05/31/2013 at 3:06am<b>elevensysix</b> - the 05/15/2013 at 1:06pm<b>ImpiaUmbra</b> - the 05/07/2013 at 2:46am<b>chippa</b> - the 12/22/2012 at 5:03pm

XmyviolentheartX's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of XmyviolentheartX's badges

XmyviolentheartX's favorite FMLs

Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML

#25578
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10941) - you deserved it (38630)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:24pm - misc - by red button - United States (New York)

Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

#3525
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21485) - you deserved it (5165)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8387) - you deserved it (23731)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18531) - you deserved it (41880)

On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88481) - you deserved it (40354)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: