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Xivion

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3067
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Xivion : I enjoy reading FML when I'm bored it is always easy to pass the time this way. back when FML had pages I read all the way back to the very last page... might have missed a few here and there but I'm pretty sure I've read em all haha. about me? well I'm into pc gaming, graphic design, and sci-fi TV series, movies, and anime.

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Xivion's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending 2 hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML

by Anonymous / 03/20/2016 at 6:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

by Anonymous / 03/15/2016 at 1:55am / Money

Today, while at work at a small Microsoft partner company, I had to write an email explaining why Internet Explorer is superior to Google Chrome. FML

by Coccinelle / 02/05/2016 at 11:36am / France / Work

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

by ugh / 01/23/2016 at 3:48pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

by Mellamononeyobiz / 01/12/2016 at 9:10pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML

by embarrassed / 01/04/2016 at 12:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a customer gave me hell because a high-spec game he bought wouldn't run on his ancient Windows XP PC. I ended up having to profusely apologize and refund him. Whoever coined the phrase "the customer is always right" should probably be shot, run over by a bus, then shot a few more times. FML

by fucking fuck off / 01/01/2016 at 9:28am / United States / Work

Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

by anonymous / 12/07/2015 at 8:28am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML

by dBLIZZARD / 11/04/2015 at 10:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML

by damaged / 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

by Wtf / 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm / Love

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

by racello13 / 11/02/2015 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2015 at 9:13am / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML

by oops / 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous