About Xivion : I enjoy reading FML when I'm bored it is always easy to pass the time this way. back when FML had pages I read all the way back to the very last page... might have missed a few here and there but I'm pretty sure I've read em all haha. about me? well I'm into pc gaming, graphic design, and sci-fi TV series, movies, and anime.
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Xivion's favorite FMLs
Today, while at work I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending 2 hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2016 at 6:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2016 at 1:55am / Money
by Coccinelle / 02/05/2016 at 11:36am / France / Work
by ugh / 01/23/2016 at 3:48pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Mellamononeyobiz / 01/12/2016 at 9:10pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML
by embarrassed / 01/04/2016 at 12:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a customer gave me hell because a high-spec game he bought wouldn't run on his ancient Windows XP PC. I ended up having to profusely apologize and refund him. Whoever coined the phrase "the customer is always right" should probably be shot, run over by a bus, then shot a few more times. FML
by fucking fuck off / 01/01/2016 at 9:28am / United States / Work
Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by anonymous / 12/07/2015 at 8:28am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by dBLIZZARD / 11/04/2015 at 10:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML
by damaged / 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by racello13 / 11/02/2015 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/25/2015 at 9:13am / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by oops / 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous