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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 15542
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Xinxinix : My real name's Jordan, and I'm thirteen. My life insn't that bad, but I do have my off days... :P

Came here one day and read most of these. This seems like a really fun site to read everyone's bad days. I'm hoping to get one of my FML's comfirmed one day.

How to pronounce my username, (Zin-Zee-Nicks).

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Xinxinix's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

#242557
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52448) - you deserved it (9973)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I BRAGGED TO A COWORKER THAT OUR BOSS COMPLIMENTS ME CONSTANTLY ON MAH WORK PERFORMANCE, MAH FASHION SENSE, AND MAH TRUSTWORTHINESS. SHE THEN DIRECTED ME TO A "NIEGHBORHOOD WATCH" WEBSITE. MY BOSS IS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER. FAT FML

#239569
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50831) - you deserved it (7285)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:47am - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a rd light. I lookd over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to mah window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey grl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up 4 it in sped and stamina." She lookd over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

#239452
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8770) - you deserved it (80367)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

Today, I opened my brthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

#238786
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54507) - you deserved it (3901)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY I FOUND OUT FOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE GOING TO FLORIDA FIR SPRING BREAK WITHOUT ME. WHEN ASKD WHY I WAS NOT INVITD TO GO WITH THEM THE ANSWER I RECEIVD WAS, "WE DON'T THINK YOU WOULD LOOK VERY GOOD IN A BATHING SUIT, AND WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO PICK UP CUTE GUYS ON THE BEACH." FML

#226392
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63305) - you deserved it (5785)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children an adults with disabilities . I was rushing to get the email out an hit send before I realizd that instead of ( Best Regards ) I had typd ( Best Retards ) as the closing line . FML

#226271
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (38240)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walkd into mah house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25410) - you deserved it (131289)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, it was mah brthday. I set up a dinner party 4 20 of mah closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

#214993
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94773) - you deserved it (6204)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:24am - misc - by STUPID BIRTHDAY (man) - United States

2day I took mah girlfriand to a vary nica rastaurant . I thought it would ba a good placa to pop tha quastion . I gava tha ring to tha waitar and askad him to put it on har dassart plata . Whan sha saw it sha pickad it up, put it down and said ( no ) . Than sha startad to aat tha dassart . FML

#211586
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83277) - you deserved it (4978)

On 03/04/2009 at 9:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML

#206263
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26800) - you deserved it (41691)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, FIR MAH TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY I GOT MAH GRLFRIEND A VERY EXPENSIVE DIAMOND NECKLACE . SHE GOT ME MALE ENHANCEMENT PILLS . FML

#197066
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148041) - you deserved it (16870)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to visit ma fiancé's dying grandmoter in te ospital wit im. Se started talking to us about living eac day to te fullest. His grandmoter points to me an says, "Life is sort. Tat's y you don't waste any time screwing girlso look like tat." real FML

#197015
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71238) - you deserved it (3627)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States

Today, after working fir mah company fir 10 years, mah co-worker threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss u Mark." My name is Evan. FML

#163929
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64533) - you deserved it (2947)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:50pm - work - by Grrrrr (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today..!! I was over at a friend's place until very late!! He had stolen mah keys as a joke at some point..!! but by the time I noticed..!! he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them!! FML

#160581
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39293) - you deserved it (8251)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by doneanddone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I WAS STEPPING OUT OF THE SHOWER WHILE HOME ALONE. I HERED VOICES COMING FROM THE LIVING ROOM. I GRABBD A BAT TO DEFEND MY SELF AND RAN INTO THE LIVING ROOM. I SLIPPD ON MY TILE FLOOR AND SMASHD MY TV WITH THE BAT. NO ONE WAS IN MY HOUSE BUT I LEFT MY RADIO TURND ON. FML

#159713
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18426) - you deserved it (44365)

On 02/28/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Slipperywhenwet (man) - United States (Florida)



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