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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4848
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Ximmie : Im easily bored.

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Today, I was on my way home from a friends house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

#194766
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I agree, your life sucks (95053) - you deserved it (5796)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paper work. Later, she asks me, "What does Caucasian mean?". I ask, "Why?". Apparently she didn't recognize the word so she checked "other" and wrote in "white". FML

#192383
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I agree, your life sucks (46235) - you deserved it (4896)

On 03/03/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by buryuntime (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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