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Xenon_Smith

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Xenon_Smith : "I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes"
-Frank Sinatra

**Message me if you'd like, or don't, that's good too. I partake in dark humor and i'm open to most subjects

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43006) - you deserved it (17468)

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