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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (4055)

On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15558) - you deserved it (38653)

On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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