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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 January 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 289
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Xcrazyxj : Names Ryan, Senior in High School I live life to the fullest I mean you only live once enjoy it. I love to party and don't give a fuck what people say. I like Mudding you live in NJ or some where close let me know if you have a rig I'll be down to go.

I HATE hypocrites and don't like hearing peoples bullshit or problems I have enough of that. But overall I'm pretty laid back and easy to get along with.

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Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

#14813959
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35556) - you deserved it (8721)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

#14740890
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27735) - you deserved it (2865)

On 01/28/2011 at 6:44am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

#14618651
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29943) - you deserved it (4608)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML

#13946366
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32502) - you deserved it (2737)

On 11/23/2010 at 4:32am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

#13934801
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26124) - you deserved it (3533)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:29am - intimacy - by shopper242 - France

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

#7199217
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26569) - you deserved it (2510)

On 01/07/2010 at 1:42pm - money - by Animal_aide (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

#7059755
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22676) - you deserved it (7544)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:52pm - money - by Busted (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)



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