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Xavi89

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 June 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2537
  • Number of comments : 387
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Xavi89 : Hustling is my girlfriend,failure is my ex,i am married to money but i am fucking the shit out of success, be great by all means neccessary

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Xavi89's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

#13655467
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20637) - you deserved it (26276)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

#13525435
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30779) - you deserved it (8429)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:41pm - love - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39267) - you deserved it (4413)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35266) - you deserved it (7195)

On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)



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