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by mel / 03/25/2016 at 9:20am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by pantless / 03/21/2016 at 2:57pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
by Hotdamn / 03/21/2016 at 12:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I had to spend a depressingly long time convincing my 29-year-old husband that our house isn't haunted and that the door slammed shut because it was windy outside. I repeat, "29-year-old husband" and "haunted". It's like I'm married to a child. FML
by fml_anon / 03/19/2016 at 4:33am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/18/2016 at 4:56pm / United States / Love
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
by CROCKIN5150 / 03/14/2016 at 12:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while jogging in the park, a confused elderly gentleman asked me for directions, so I told him how to get to where he needed to go. He paused for a long moment, then asked me if he could eat me out. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2016 at 12:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend used my phone to tag some of my overweight Facebook friends in a weight-loss video, along with the comment "Here's some motivation, fatasses!" I was able to delete the post, but not before I got a bunch of angry messages. FML
by jwill200 / 03/08/2016 at 1:02pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Sir Anon / 02/29/2016 at 3:18pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Jif_Creamy / 02/28/2016 at 12:00am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/27/2016 at 2:27am / Japan (Saitama) / Intimacy
Today, my dad got angry with me for not watching "Better Call Saul" with him, because he thinks it will help me with law school. He did this while I was actually reading for a class taught by the top health law professor in the country. FML
by randommanwill / 02/16/2016 at 3:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
by marriedbutlonely / 02/14/2016 at 9:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Diet_Water / 02/14/2016 at 12:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous