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Xanster82

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 March 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 34638
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML

#1312643
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63880) - you deserved it (16377)

On 04/25/2009 at 2:39am - work - by CollegeGrad (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

#1308807
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24629) - you deserved it (61889)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at my grandmothers funeral I tried my hardest not to cry, only allowing tears to fall and not making any noise, to be respectful at her funeral. Afterwards, my mother tells my father that I didn't cry, which obviously meant that I didn't love my grandmother and had no soul. FML

#1303063
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62135) - you deserved it (4433)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by baddream (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mom had big news. I've been trying to get her to quit smoking because of second hand smoke for 20 years. She learned today that second hand smoke severely affects animals as well. Her big news? She's quitting. She doesn't want to hurt the dog. FML

#1296374
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60911) - you deserved it (3261)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:23pm - health - by whatthehell (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I received my camera in the mail that my mom sent from home since I forgot it when I moved to Italy. It was wrapped in 4 layers of bubble wrap and packed in foam peanuts to keep it from getting broken. As I was removing the last layer of bubble wrap I dropped it, breaking the screen. FML

#1283433
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29091) - you deserved it (46001)

On 04/24/2009 at 3:25am - misc - by raerae (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto facebook all day so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like jabba the hut. FML

#1225689
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70691) - you deserved it (8817)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

#1216393
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54808) - you deserved it (9077)

On 04/22/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by fencernick (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

#1214508
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78992) - you deserved it (5369)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

#1213141
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61547) - you deserved it (11476)

On 04/22/2009 at 12:09am - love - by misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

#1206397
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70310) - you deserved it (27041)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38162) - you deserved it (97394)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML

#1106901
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12223) - you deserved it (72224)

On 04/19/2009 at 1:03am - money - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

#1091323
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40023) - you deserved it (31758)

On 04/18/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by xxxdwangelaxxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years (whom I was hoping to have a future with) to talk to him about it, all he said was "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML

#1056544
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61748) - you deserved it (7034)

On 04/17/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Delaware)



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