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by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/21/2016 at 5:21am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Miscellaneous
by Screamingfirecracker / 08/15/2016 at 12:12am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Work
by hamburglar / 08/11/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by idiocy Trumps reason / 08/10/2016 at 11:32am / United States (Kansas) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/03/2016 at 2:01pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 6:36am / Ukraine (Poltavs'ka Oblast') / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/16/2016 at 8:31am / Miscellaneous
by Bacon0426 / 07/04/2016 at 5:03pm / United States (New York) / Holidays
by Miss_Blaine / 06/29/2016 at 4:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Lua / 06/28/2016 at 1:09pm / France (Picardie) / Animals
by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by hellolaina / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
- Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more… Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the…