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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 March 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 36032
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24450) - you deserved it (2234)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:41pm - misc - by haunted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had such a big hiccup that I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26638) - you deserved it (3216)

On 10/21/2015 at 8:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28262) - you deserved it (4991)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19983) - you deserved it (4273)

On 10/11/2015 at 8:31am - misc - by MeaganElizabethM (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML


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On 10/11/2015 at 2:45am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML


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On 10/07/2015 at 9:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28401) - you deserved it (1886)

On 09/28/2015 at 2:49pm - misc - by Guy (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, while on my first ever date, I ordered a really hot curry, hoping to impress my date. "Yeah," I said smoothly, "not everyone can handle spicy food." When I took a bite, my eyes watered, my mouth burned, and I had to plead for water in between moaning like a dying baboon. FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 1:06am - misc - by halfie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26042) - you deserved it (3976)

On 09/23/2015 at 11:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I got in a fight about which is better: Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. We aren't speaking. FML

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML


I agree, your life sucks (26508) - you deserved it (3223)

On 09/20/2015 at 9:44am - intimacy - by no I've never asked for anal (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML


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On 09/16/2015 at 10:51pm - love - by StickyPickles (man) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26337) - you deserved it (2615)

On 09/13/2015 at 11:34am - work - by anonymous (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML

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